Subj:	Tee-Hee Wierd story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                           "Pete in the Box"
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    |_______|
   /  *   *  \                      Wah Wah Wah Wah...
   |    ^    |
    \ ~~~~~ /                 Wah Wah Wah Wah...
     |-----|
     |-----|                   Wah Da Dah Da Dah Dah Da Dah...
      |-----|
       |-----|
    |-----------|
    |   Pete    |
    |   in Da   |--|__
    |    Box    |
    |-----------|

Pete was a genetical mutant bastard offspring of a tin soldier and a 
runaway teddy bear.

Unlike his brother jack, pete was considered quite a novel little 
toy.  This made pete sad.            
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        |_______|
       /  *   *  \     
       |    ^    |    
        \ /\/\  /     
         |-----|
         
So he wound his self up really, really, really, really, far, and 
hopped away really, really, really, really, fast.

                                            |-----|
                                         |-----------|
                                ~~~~~    |   Pete    |
                                 ~~~     |   in Da   |--|__
                                   ~~~~  |    Box    |
                               ~~~~~~~   |-----------|

                                _______________
                                
He landed in a far away Happy land where he could live with happy 
sneaky fluffy bunnies with squiglly noses and he could nibble on 
carrots ALLLLLLLllllll day!

         _______        |\          /|        |\         /|
        |_______|       | \ ______ / |        | \ _____ / |
       /  *   *  \       \/  o  o  \/          \/  o  o \/
       |    ^    |       |    ^     |          |     ^   |
        \ \___/ /         \   OO   /            \   OO  /
         |-----|           |------|              |-----|

Oh Boy, Pete just loved Carrots.  With a munch munch munch, he 
would gobble them all up. MMMHH MMMHH mmmm.... <good carrots>
And wow look at all those carrots left! Its just neato!


.   .    ]-{===- .  .  ]-{===--   .   -===}-[  .  .   .   ]-{===-  .  


Soon he run out of carrots in reach, so he done lean over to get some 
more, but OH NO!  His spring was sprung and he couldn't get up!

         _______                          _____
        |_______|            _____    |---| |-----|
       /  *   *  \     |-----|    |----| |-----------|
       |    ^    |   |-----|             |   Pete    | 
        \   O   /  |-----|               |   In Da   |--|__
         |-----|_|-----|                 |     Box   |
                                         |-----------|

Pete just looked stupid lumbering across the carrot patch, the quiet 
happy bunnies were heavily into organization so decided to stuff pete 
back into his box.

                        |-----------|
                        |   Pete    |
                        |   in Da   |--|__
                        |    Box    |
                        |-----------|


Poor pete! "What will I do?" He thought, "I'm stuck in here with a 
sprung spring, and will never be able to get out."  He began to pout, 
really really really loudly.

    _______
   |_______|
  /  *   *  \
  |    ^  ` |
   {  --- `}
    |-----|



The rabbits didn't like the pouting so they sunk him in the sea.
<sorry pete fans -- i got bored of this>

                            
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
                           0  o
                        o .  .  0
                            o
                         o     o
                        |-----------|
                        |   Pete    |
                        |   in Da   |--|__
                        |    Box    |
                        |-----------|
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                            THE END ?!?